bathtubsfullofglowflies:

“Brittana,” a Song About GLEE!
 

From this album: http://dingoesatemybaby.bandcamp.com/album/argus-filks
GesterG91’s American accent video: http://dft.ba/-19aw 

**LYRICS**

v1. You’re my favorite dolphin in the deep blue sea 
And if we were gummi bears, we’d live in broccoli 
But you’re still hiding behind Karofsky 
I think I know why I’m such a bitch all the time 
I couldn’t come to terms with wanting you to be mine 
It’s so hard when you’re with some stupid guy 

*If I could gather the courage to take your hand 
We’d slow dance all night to “My Headband” 
Will the landslide ever bring you down? 
If you would take the leap, I’d be there to spot you 
And we’d make sweet, sticky, hot fondue 
Just say you love me, too, please, please, please* 

v2. The only reason I wanted to be prom queen 
Was to make a royal decree for you to be with me 
I don’t know why I’m so scared, Brittany 
I don’t get why you won’t tell them you’re lebanese 
Then we could walk the halls with linked pinkies 
I think, for you, I can forget about Artie* 

~I’ll admit it wasn’t your cat that read your diary 
(Fondue for two, fondue for two) 
I just wanted to know if you ever wrote about me 
(That’s some hot dish) 
Lady kisses are more magical than Santa 
(Fondue for two, fondue for two) 
You don’t have to bribe me with Dots to go to prom with you, Santana~* 

(I wanna make fondue with you……Brittany)

bathtubsfullofglowflies:

SO I WROTE A SONG.

Heyyyyyyy guys. I’ve missed you. I’ve been thinking of nothing but my audition and I’ve been working a bit and then there’s the talent show and my best friends live so far away and I like to talk to them a lot. Anyway, what are you guys gonna be for Halloween? I wanna know. TELL ME NOW OR I WILL COUNT TO 3. Yup, it’s official. I’ve had too much Coca-Cola tonight. O.O

DOOBLYDOO linkypoo time. 

The Glee Project Audition: http://dft.ba/-patteh
Please share it with your friends! There’s a Facebook share button underneath the audition video. We’re trying to spam it on ALL of the corners of the interwebz.

The Seddie album shall be finished in October. Promise.

**LYRICS**
v1. You’ve got an addiction 
To any and all forms of fiction
Trying to escape reality 
Is your worst disposition
So you’re an actress and 
You do your own worst depiction
A walking contradiction, then again, 
What’s life without a little friction?

*When life gives you lemons, 
You just blame it on the limelight
If it’s on TV, it’s not reality
You got your citrus lips all puckered up
And you’re looking to be freshly squeezed
You just can’t see you’re based on a true story*

v2. The media people are always talking 
‘Bout who or what’s to blame
But 2 months ago, you were begging 
To be critically acclaimed
And they’ll warm their frost-bitten hands 
Whenever you go up in flames
And 2 months from now, 2 months from now, 
They’ll all forget your name

When the spotlight hurts your eyes
And you don’t have to fake cry
Look at the mess you’ve made
And think, “Was it a fair trade
For 15 minutes of fame?”

bathtubsfullofglowflies:

Song #4 in the iCarly songs saga.

I GOT IT UP BEFORE MIDNIGHT. YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. (This one will be extended on the CD)

**LYRICS**
The grass is always greener on the 
Other side of the living room floor
But now that I’ve become Sam’s punching bag, 
I know I liked things better before

I thought that this was harmless,
Just a mild case of puppy love 
Now it’s time to bring out Freddie’s mum
And some Palladium

‘Cause since Sam & Freddie starting dating
Friends and bones have become dislocated
And my schemes are bubbling 
Behind the scenes
Since Sam & Freddie starting dating
Freddie’s million dollar baby hates me 
Things aren’t how they should be
But it’s not over ‘til the Gibby sings

I’ve heard of star-crossed lovers and romance
Roses and locks of hair
But if it’s my magnificent head that has to pay the price,
Sam Puckett had better prepare
For the wrath of Freddie’s mom 
Partnered with the Gibbay 
We destroy relationships and
Play Jenga every Tuesday

And now, I guess I’m singing
The saddest of all stanzas
I couldn’t even feel better
If I drew on every banana

‘Cause since Sam & Freddie starting dating
My friends and bones have become dislocated
And my schemes were bubbling 
Behind the scenes
When Sam & Freddie starting dating
Even though it’s gross when she calls him “baby”
Things are just how they should be
‘Cause it’s not over ‘til the Gibby sings